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However, you have been sinful, your revenence for Heaven has waned, and you have gained a seductive charm. I have come tonight to take you away with me. Lizzie, you have grown up to be beautiful indeed, just as I thought you would. I promise I'll get you someday lil' girl! However, since you're both married to people who're technically non-human, you're still all going to jail and/or the zoo for crimes against nature. We both know that the only thing he's been butlering all these years is your ass.ĭon't worry, I made it gay marriage legal yesterday so I could force those two to pair off. Even if he is the butler, Cube can't do all the work himself. Initiate protocol: REGICIDE.Īlright Liz, fun's fun, but it's time to go home. Am I really fit for such an important responsibility? I am proposing that you be made the court magicianĪs you know, court magician is the highest position in the kingdom for a magic user. Your reputation as a magic user has reached even his Majesty's ears. We have called you here today for a reason. Shush, Dad, I'm trying to make you look good. It is because I have before me the daughter of the hero Shinkicker, who has grown up to be a fine young woman indeed. Sire, you seem to be in quite a good mood today. You were just a little child when you came to live with Shinkicker. (I think, that time's a bit fuzzy for some reason) It was hard, working from the time when I was just a child, but it's thanks to that I got good at waitressing in the bar.Īh! Welcome, Lizzie! You've certanly grown into a fine young woman. The old man down at the bar was very good to me. Sufficient data accumulated, begin compiling.Ĭompiling interrupted: Cake and teacup present! Operational status: Sub-optimal, but entirely within mission parameters. Influence over Palace occupants now within acceptable levels. I don't remember, but if it doesn't stop throbbing like that, I'm going to throw up. Is it just me, or were we not able to see her brain through her skull yesterday? Upbeat, yet with a sinister undercurrent? Lizzie passes some time pleasantly with the young officer. On the other hand, do you really want him putting his weiner in you?Ĭube, did you remember to take a picture of the calendar this month?Īfter school, Lizzie bumps into a suicidal person on the street. Well, Lizzie's advancing so quickly that she's attending classes purely through telepathic projection now. Hey Lizzie, what do your newly aquired smarts tell you? You have no idea how hard it is for me to resist killing you with my mind powers right now. It's a well known fact that baleen shark carcasses can rot in a way that cause them to resemble a dead god to the untrained layman. I still don't see how you can say all this when we brought you the smoking corpse of a dead God.


Not smart enough, eh? Well that we can fix. I just can't work out some of the fine details. but I don't know if I'm quite smart enough to pull it off. Then you're outta here! Any plans on what you're going to do with yourself, besides whoring your ass out to anyone throwing money at you?
